Snoring

Tired today ,got kicked out of bed early this morning for allegedly snoring.Ok so I have a bit of a cold but the snoring doesnt bother me .What,s snoring all about anyway where does it fit in the great evolutionary pattern .I does not seem to convey any great advantage to the individual in a survival of the the fittest universe .Unless our ancestors who snored scared away any ancient beasts who fancied us for dinner or kept every other caveman awake so that no saber tooth tigers could sneak up on them.I think it would have drawn any hungry creatures to them ,a big I am sleeping and here I am signal.So I believe that snorers should have been weeded out the gene pool years ago yet here I am so darwin go back to your drawing board .Unless the reality is that in fact I do not snore and the wife invents this as an excuse to moan at me,one of the things females learn at special classes at school.Woman I am on to your secret yes special classes where you are taught lots of secret things on how to rule mankind,utilise magic powers and to make mens life a misery .